Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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