pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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