it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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