His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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