So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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