"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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