i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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