My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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