BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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