Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
did i walk over a car last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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