Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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