Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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