Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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