I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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