i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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