I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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