Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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