Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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