I am puke
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
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just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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