distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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