Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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