3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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