No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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