and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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