We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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