I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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