I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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