Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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