Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I have already put on my inside pants.
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