im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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