porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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