You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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