You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
