I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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