D3 body, D1 cock
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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