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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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