Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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