Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
