He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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