Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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