Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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