dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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