butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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