My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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