oh god the rape fog is back!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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