I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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