Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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