You're so nebulous sometimes
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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