Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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