i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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