She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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