whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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