just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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