Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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