I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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